Do you really have to eat that?  We will be eating in a little over 4 hours.

You could really stand to loose some weight.

Here is a diet that should work for you.

Try this diet, I lost 5 lbs.

your make up makes you look like a hooker.

no, you just look like a hooker.

Do you have to be so loud?

your voice carries for MILES....

Shhhh...the neighbors might hear.

If you cant say anything nice, dont say it at all

But its your brother.

We cant spend money for clothes for you, we have to get them for Marc.  He has such expensive tastes.

I wish you were never born

We didnt even have a girls name picked out.  We wanted a boy.

I swore at your father for getting me pregnant with you.

We didnt know what to do with 4 kids.  We were only children

you were HORRIBLE HORRIBLE children, all four of you...and look how you turned out.

you never listen

you dress like a hooker.

you dont parent your children right--make sure their clothes are perfect.  Said the first time the 3 year old tries to dress herself.

you dont do anything right.

And she asks me if there is anything that she says over and over that I hate like her mother did to her.   Sigh...and i told her no....

And dont forget the dont sleep late, you will throw off your sleep pattern and be up all night.


Oh yes...whatever you do, just stand in the door while dad was banging my head on the floor by my hair---while sitting on my chest, strattling me with his knees on my arms to keep me from getting away.

Well-- that was just how things were done back then.

You had to watch your siblings starting when you were 11 because we needed to both have jobs and go to school at night to feed you.

We never left you alone, with Dawn in charge........but we cannot explain where we were when Marc cracked his skull open, Kevin broke his collar bone, and Lisa fell on the radiator and cracked HER skull open...leaving a child without a car or any way of getting help in charge.

Do you know how much this will cost us?  1st thing said to Kevin while he is laying on a hospital gurney waiting for xrays for the broken collar bone.